The Ultimate Top 25 Chuck Norris “The Programmer” Jokes

When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it´s accross the room.
All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.
Chuck Norris´s first program was kill -9.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses.
The class object inherits from Chuck Norris
When chuck norris point to NULL, Null scares.
Chuck Norris can write to ROM
Wifi searches Chuck Norris
When Ray Tomlinson invented e-mail, he saw two e-mails from Chuck Norris.

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