ENGLISH LESSON

Berlusconi, Sarkozy and Zapatero applied for a job in Brussels .
Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in
English, with three main words: "GREEN", "PINK", and "YELLOW".

Berlusconi was the first one:
"I wake up in the morning. I see the YELLOW sun.
I see the GREEN grass, and I think to myself, I hope it will be a PINK
Day."

Sarkozy was the next:
"I wake up in the morning, then I eat a YELLOW banana, a GREEN pepper and
in the evening I watch the PINK Panther on TV."

Finally Zapatero said:
"I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone GREEN... GREEN... GREEN...,
I PINK up the phone and I say: YELLOW!